Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind.
But if fate forces you into staging an international heist―
Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs.
Rule 2: If you’re going to use a forged passport, make sure you trust the sketchy dude who made your papers.
Rule 3: Be familiar with the local laws BEFORE spells start flying.
Rule 4: Never trust cats. Soft and fluffy on the outside, evil killing machines on the inside.
Rule 5: Don’t think being an ocean away from home will keep your troubles from catching up to you. Some shadows, you can’t outrun.
This is the final installment of The Tale of Bryant Adams. Cheery triumph is not guaranteed.